Aggro is Mine (The Tank Song)

No embalo do post da Pri, esbarrei nessa paródia. Pra quem não se ligou, é uma versão da […]

No embalo do post da Pri, esbarrei nessa paródia.
Pra quem não se ligou, é uma versão da clássica Walk the Line, do Johnny Cash.

Leia o post e ouça como trilha sonora :)

Aggro is Mine (The Tank Song) by Dax.

I keep a close watch on this threat of mine.
I keep my taunts on cooldown all the time.
I sunder armor, mangle, judge their crime,
Aggro is mine, I hold the line.

I find it very, very easy to get hit
I get the mob’s attention, every bit.
I charge into that deep dark scary pit.
Aggro is mine, I hold the line.

I am a tank that serves to protect you
I keep you all from being squishy goo
And you will find that when our time is through.
Aggro is mine, I hold the line.

I have a high repair bill all the time
I find my armor never keeps a shine.
But you will never hear me cry or whine
Aggro is mine, I hold the line.

I keep a close watch on this threat of mine.
I keep my taunts on cooldown all the time.
I sunder armor, mangle, judge their crime,
Aggro is mine, I hold the line.
Aggro is mine, I hold the line.

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Mais pra Aliança do que pra Horda, mais pra morto-vivo do que pra humano, sempre brigando contra o 'altoholicismo'